A Bastard's Tale

A Bastard's Tale

Fair · Action · 2015

The verdict

NO RUSH.

Fair at $4.99. Buy it if you want it.

Length
3.1h 41.5h to 100%
Value
$1.61/hr
Reviews
80% of 394 positive
Reviews or length hold it below the tiers even at a deep discount.
Watch this gameOne alert at a price you pick.

Buy now or wait

Discounted in each of its last 8 seasonal sales. Last cut ended 11 days ago.

Next sale
Winter Sale, Dec 17 to Jan 4

Sources: IsThereAnyDeal, Valve.

What drives the score

How to read this

Grades run S to D, read from the buyer's side. ▲ marks a lift, ▼ a drag or a dock, ? an input we do not have, • a fact this genre's score does not use. How the grades work

Raising the score
Engagement9% finish
How far players actually get (achievements), a top-end bonus
Holding it back
Value$1.61/hr
Price per hour of game. It moves the score inside the ceiling reviews set
Reviews80% positive
Gates the score. Weak reviews cap it, and nothing reaches BANGER without strong ones Scored as 79% after the small-sample adjustment
For context
MonetizationNot known
No monetization record for this game, so nothing is assumed either way
Refunds0 of 161 reviews
Steam-purchase reviews sampled whose writer refunded the game. Nothing is docked
AI contentNone disclosed
From the developer's own Steam disclosure. No disclosure is not proof of none, so it does not move the score

About the game

A game about parrying, attacking, and overcoming difficult foes
Description from the Steam store page.
Minimum specs

Minimum on the Steam store: 1 GB of memory, 256 MB RAM, 72 MB of storage. Windows only.

The value story

It has been discounted 91 times in the 11 years tracked here. The median cut across all of them is 70 percent, about 6 weeks apart. Today it is at full price, and its last discount ended 11 days ago.

On value it sits in the top 9 percent of its genre. It is better reviewed than 79 percent of its genre. Among the games that feel like it, BUTCHER ($9.99, scores 60) beats it on value, while it beats Titan Souls ($14.99, scores 52).

More about A Bastard's Tale

Steam's global achievement data puts about 9 percent of players at this game's ending achievement. On a 3.1-hour game, the hours short of it still count in its price per hour. Inside the two-hour refund window, 75 percent of the 165 reviews written there were positive, against 80 percent overall, and those are 51 percent of everything written about it.

The main story runs 3.1 hours. Doing everything runs 42, 13 times as long.

The drop-off

36% start to 9% finish
050100rarestfirst achievement

Steam counts fewer than one in ten of its players at the ending achievement. Steam global achievements

What players say

Not quite Yes, rather Maybe You just go forward and bash bad guys over the head - that's literally the whole gameplay. But the bad guys won't just stand there, they hit you back, and that's where the difficulty comes from. A Bastard's Tale is a damn hard game, it demands your full focus and understanding of its mechanics. Despite the simple game design, it's worth beating at least once - it'll give you a ton of...
A Steam playerRecommendedafter 14h1 found this helpfulRead on Steam
2 more reviews
It's surely very frustating and I doubt I'd ever be able to play it again nowadays, but damn if it isn't satisfying when you manage.
DaveQBRecommendedafter 1.7hDec 2025Read on Steam
A Bastard's Tale teaches you a valuable lesson about anger. The game has a weird control scheme (and control feel), but it works exactly as intended, and you have only yourself to blame for very thing that goes wrong. Each time you fail, you're learning the enemies patterns, timing, strategies against them, and what each animation means. Every situation in this game has an answer, and I think thats beautiful. It...
OttoRecommendedafter 1.2hJul 2025Read on Steam

Steam reviews, mixed to its ratio and rotated daily. Opinions are theirs.

No data upstream: critic score (Metacritic).

Cite this score

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A Bastard's Tale scores 56/100 on the BANG Score (fair value) as of Oct 19, 2026. The BANG Score rates what a game is worth for the money. Via Steam BANGERS. https://steambangers.com/game/371550/a-bastard-s-tale
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Reviews set the ceiling, and price against real length moves the BANG Score inside it. How it works, and where it is weak → Steam reviews as of Sep 29, price as of Oct 18. A number here look wrong? Tell me and I will check the inputs.

Tags

Steam user tags as SteamSpy recorded them

Details

DeveloperNo Pest Productions
PublisherNo Pest Productions
GenreAction
Released2015
Players35Kowners, SteamSpy estimate
Achievements10