Euclidean
Skip · Action · 2015
The verdict
SKIP IT.
It scores 15, under the fair line, at $4.99.
- Length
- 1.1h 3.7h to 100%
- Value
- $4.54/hr
- Reviews
- 65% of 254 positive
Watch this gameOne alert at a price you pick.
Buy now or wait
Next discount: likely in the Winter Sale, Dec 17 to Jan 4, at about $0.99 (80% off). Calls like this were right 86% of the time in a backtest over 70 weeks.
Discounted in 7 of its last 8 seasonal sales. Last cut ended 11 days ago.
- Next sale
- Winter Sale, Dec 17 to Jan 4
Sources: IsThereAnyDeal, Valve.
What drives the score
How to read this
Grades run S to D, read from the buyer's side. ▲ marks a lift, ▼ a drag or a dock, ? an input we do not have, • a fact this genre's score does not use. How the grades work
About the game
Euclidean; a game of geometric horror; a slow descent into the dark, into madness, futility, and despair, where Things greater than you watch and wait and dream. Struggle for every second of life you have left… Even knowing you’re better off dead.
Minimum specs
Minimum on the Steam store: 2 GB of memory, SM 3.0 capable, 502 MB of storage. Windows only.
The value story
It has been discounted 57 times in the 11 years tracked here. The median cut across all of them is 70 percent, about 6 weeks apart. Today it is at full price, and its last discount ended 11 days ago.
It is less well reviewed than 84 percent of its genre. Scanner Sombre ($6.99, scores 67) outscores it, and so does Job Simulator ($19.99, scores 58). Both sit among its closest neighbours.
More about Euclidean
Inside the two-hour refund window, 62 percent of the 154 reviews written there were positive, against 65 percent overall, and those are 82 percent of everything written about it.
1.1 hours to finish it, 4 to exhaust it. The completionist tail is 3.4 times the campaign.
The drop-off
58% start to 2% rarestNo achievement in this game marks the ending, so there is no finish rate. The curve runs from the most-unlocked achievement to the rarest, and its shape is where players stop. Steam global achievements
What players say
It's a falling simulator in slow motion. More like falling through an underwater tunnel. There are creatures roaming around that can kill you, despite the ultimate end being death anyway. In terms of visuals, the game is a bit of a treat. Strange structures, strange foes, a plethora of brilliant colours and patterns assault your senses as you alternate between admiring the scenery and trying to plot your course as...
1 more review, not recommended
The Store page isn't clear at all: I expected a mind-bending game, but all I got was a Lovecraftian AaaaaAAaaaAAAaaAAAAaAAA!!!! Although disappointed, I wouldn't mind and play it as such, if only the movements weren't so sloppy, and the mouse didn't have an obnoxiously high acceleration/deceleration. It's a hard pass for me.
Steam reviews, mixed to its ratio and rotated daily. Opinions are theirs.
Cite this score
Euclidean scores 15/100 on the BANG Score (a skip) as of Oct 19, 2026. The BANG Score rates what a game is worth for the money. Via Steam BANGERS. https://steambangers.com/game/398180/euclideanReviews set the ceiling, and price against real length moves the BANG Score inside it. How it works, and where it is weak → Steam reviews as of Sep 29, price as of Oct 18. A number here look wrong? Tell me and I will check the inputs.