
I Know a Guy: Shady Life Simulator
Worth it · Strategy · 2026
Steam Deck PlayableThe verdict
BUY IT.
Worth it at $9.74.
- Length
- 7h
- Value
- $1.39/hr
- Reviews
- 90% positive
Watch this gameOne alert when it is worth buying.
Minimum on the Steam store: 8 GB of memory, Nvidia GTX 1060 or AMD Radeon RX580, 6 GB of storage. Windows only.
Run your pizza shop up front and handle shady business out back. Help hand-crafted NPCs with favors that never go as planned. Play solo or online co-op with up to four players and expand your operation across Hobarey Town. In this darkly comedic management sim - become that guy everyone knows.
What drives the score
How to read this
Grades run S to D, read from the buyer's side. ▲ marks a lift, ▼ a drag or a dock, ? an input we do not have, • a fact this genre's score does not use. How the grades work
The value story
September 2026 is where it bottomed out, at $9.74. 4 discounts in the 6 months on record. They run about 20 percent off, roughly 6 weeks apart.
On value it sits in the top 4 percent of its genre. It is pricier than 74 percent of its genre, and better reviewed than 94 percent. It scores the same as Age of Empires III: Definitive Edition, which costs $34.99. This one is $9.74.
2 of the 339 Steam-purchase reviews sampled here come from buyers who refunded the game, sampled from reviews written April 2026 to September 2026. In its first 30 days on sale, none of 149 sampled reviews came from refunders.
The drop-off
98% start to <1% rarestNo achievement in this game marks the ending, so there is no finish rate. The curve runs from the most-unlocked achievement to the rarest, and its shape is where players stop. Steam global achievements
Players
591 players online when we last checked, on Sep 28, 05:54 UTC.
Player counts from the Steam Web API.
No data upstream: critic score (Metacritic).
Cite this score
I Know a Guy: Shady Life Simulator scores 70/100 on the BANG Score (worth it) as of Oct 2, 2026. The BANG Score rates what a game is worth for the money. Via Steam BANGERS. https://steambangers.com/game/4173620/i-know-a-guy-shady-life-simulatorReviews set the ceiling, and price against real length moves the BANG Score inside it. How it works, and where it is weak → Steam reviews as of Sep 25, price as of Oct 1.
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