Demetrios - The BIG Cynical Adventure
Fair · Narrative · 2016
Steam Deck VerifiedThe verdict
NO RUSH.
Fair at $4.99. Buy it if you want it.
- Length
- 8.7h 9.7h to 100%
- Value
- $0.57/hr
- Reviews
- 83% of 454 positive
Watch this gameOne alert at a price you pick.
Buy now or wait
Discounted in each of its last 8 seasonal sales. Last cut ended 11 days ago.
- Next sale
- Winter Sale, Dec 17 to Jan 4
Sources: IsThereAnyDeal, Valve.
What drives the score
How to read this
Grades run S to D, read from the buyer's side. ▲ marks a lift, ▼ a drag or a dock, ? an input we do not have, • a fact this genre's score does not use. How the grades work
About the game
A comedic point-and-click adventure where a hungover antique dealer must solve his own robbery in Paris, dragging himself and his friends into a wildly idiotic journey!
Minimum specs
Minimum on the Steam store: 2 GB of memory, Intel HD Graphics 5000, Nvidia or ATI card with at least 256MB VRAM, 604 MB of storage. Runs on Windows, macOS.
The value story
It has been discounted 102 times in the 10 years tracked here. The median cut across all of them is 80 percent, about 5 weeks apart. Today it is at full price, and its last discount ended 11 days ago.
Value puts it in the top 10 percent of the games it competes with. It is cheaper than 60 percent of its genre, and better reviewed than 74 percent. Among the games that feel like it, The Darkside Detective ($14.99, scores 67) beats it on value, while it beats Broken Age ($14.99, scores 42).
More about Demetrios - The BIG Cynical Adventure
The press gave it 72; the people who bought it give it 83 percent. An 11-point gap in the buyer's favour.
Steam's global achievement data puts 22 percent of players at this game's ending achievement. The median game this site can measure sits at 15.
Valve rates it Steam Deck Verified, and at 8.7 hours it is short enough to finish on one.
The drop-off
35% start to 22% finishSteam counts a larger share of its players at the ending achievement than it does for most games this site can measure. Steam global achievements
What players say
Probably the cheesiest, most unserious point and click adventure game ever made. Also if you have a Steam Deck, you can also play it on the toilet.
2 more reviews, 1 not recommended
I got this game cheap in a sale, deciding to give it a try. And was surprised by how much I had a really good time! I got really into finding the cookies and exploring every scene. I thought the lack of voice acting would bother me, but it didn't. I had fun with the mini games. And I found the story weird but fun. (I set toilet humour to mid at the start of the game and that level seemed absolutely fine to me.) The...
You can try playing. Although I didn't really like it. The drawing style is a bit odd, and the actions aren't always obvious. But at least you can play at the fair
Steam reviews, mixed to its ratio and rotated daily. Opinions are theirs.
Cite this score
Demetrios - The BIG Cynical Adventure scores 63/100 on the BANG Score (fair value) as of Oct 19, 2026. The BANG Score rates what a game is worth for the money. Via Steam BANGERS. https://steambangers.com/game/451570/demetrios-the-big-cynical-adventureReviews set the ceiling, and price against real length moves the BANG Score inside it. How it works, and where it is weak → Steam reviews as of Sep 29, price as of Oct 18. A number here look wrong? Tell me and I will check the inputs.