

Sir, We Have an Orc Problem is an incremental-style tower defense game where you face an overwhelming number of orcs. Greet them with even more bullets, bombs and lasers!
Each input wears a grade, S to D, read from the buyer's side. The color is the direction: green raises the score, red lowers it, grey sits neutral. ▼ marks a dock, ? a missing input. The exact weights stay secret. These are the inputs and the direction each pushes.
Most players never reach the end. Steam global achievements
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Fair · Strategy · 2026
Steam Deck PlayableNO RUSH.
Fair at $8.99. Buy it if you want it, no rush.
$8.99
Better value than 90% of Strategy games
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Sir, We Have an Orc Problem scores 57/100 on the BANG Score (fair value). The BANG Score rates what a game is worth for the money. Via Steam BANGERS. https://steamBANGERS.com/game/4594150/sir-we-have-an-orc-problemThe BANG Score is one number for value, 0 to 100: price against how it reviews and how long it was built to be. It rates value, not taste. Whether it is for you is on you. How the score is computed → Data · updated 3h ago.
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The lowest price on record is $8.99, set in July 2026. It has gone on sale once in the 12 days tracked here, most recently in July 2026. Today's $8.99 at 10 percent off matches that floor. It does not get cheaper than this.
Steam's global achievement data says about 4 percent of players ever finish it.
No data upstream: critic score (Metacritic).