Mr. Massagy
Worth it · Strategy · 2016
The verdict
BUY IT.
Worth it at $5.99, a BANGER if it drops to $2.81.
- Length
- 1.3h 2.1h to 100%
- Value
- $4.61/hr
- Reviews
- 97% of 216 positive
Watch this gameOne alert at $2.81 or less.
Buy now or wait
Next discount: likely in the Winter Sale, Dec 17 to Jan 4, at about $4.19 (30% off). Calls like this were right 86% of the time in a backtest over 70 weeks.
Discounted in 7 of its last 8 seasonal sales. Last cut ended 11 days ago.
- Next sale
- Winter Sale, Dec 17 to Jan 4
Sources: IsThereAnyDeal, Valve.
What drives the score
How to read this
Grades run S to D, read from the buyer's side. ▲ marks a lift, ▼ a drag or a dock, ? an input we do not have, • a fact this genre's score does not use. How the grades work
About the game
Use your dating skills to get a well-earned Massage through your gamepad controller! (Skills not included)
Minimum specs
Minimum on the Steam store: 512 MB of memory, At least 128MB of video memory., 154 MB of storage. Windows only.
The value story
It has been discounted 26 times in the 10 years tracked here. The median cut across all of them is 30 percent, about 18 weeks apart. The math puts its BANGER price at $2.81. The record reaches that level 3 times.
Against its own genre it lands in the top 4 percent on value. It is better reviewed than 97 percent of its genre. Among the games that feel like it, Mount Your Friends ($4.99, scores 93) beats it on value, while it beats Cart Racer ($1.99, scores 45).
More about Mr. Massagy
Steam's global achievement data puts 24 percent of players at this game's ending achievement. The median game this site can measure sits at 15.
The drop-off
95% start to 24% finishSteam counts a larger share of its players at the ending achievement than it does for most games this site can measure. Steam global achievements
What players say
Hell Yeah!! the best dating sim :3 Date whoever you want! Like body pillow, no worries this game got it. Want to date a cow? Got it fam! Need some dangerous love? This game got it covered for you :q So, go ahead and date stress free! :D
Steam reviews, mixed to its ratio and rotated daily. Opinions are theirs.
No data upstream: critic score (Metacritic).
Cite this score
Mr. Massagy scores 72/100 on the BANG Score (worth it) as of Oct 19, 2026. The BANG Score rates what a game is worth for the money. Via Steam BANGERS. https://steambangers.com/game/511350/mr-massagyReviews set the ceiling, and price against real length moves the BANG Score inside it. How it works, and where it is weak → Steam reviews as of Sep 30, price as of Oct 18. A number here look wrong? Tell me and I will check the inputs.