You Suck at Parking® - Complete Edition
Fair · Action · 2022
Steam Deck VerifiedThe verdict
NO RUSH.
Fair at $19.99. Buy it if you want it.
- Length
- 7.8h
- Value
- $2.56/hr
- Reviews
- 85% positive
Buy now or wait
The Autumn Sale is on until Oct 8. It is at full price today.
Discounted in each of its last 8 seasonal sales on record.
- Autumn Sale cooldown
- None on record
- Typical seasonal cut
- 80% ($3.99)
- Last discount ended
- 4 days ago
Watch it for a saleSources: IsThereAnyDeal, Valve.
Watch this gameOne alert when it is worth buying.
Minimum on the Steam store: 8 GB of memory, NVIDIA 1060, AMD RX56, 4 GB of storage. Windows only.
You Suck at Parking® is the only racing game where your goal is to stop and parking your ride is more important than your driving skills. It’s a hot race against the clock as you drift, cruise, and go airborne over 250 frustratingly fun, wild levels.
What drives the score
How to read this
Grades run S to D, read from the buyer's side. ▲ marks a lift, ▼ a drag or a dock, ? an input we do not have, • a fact this genre's score does not use. How the grades work
The value story
June 2024 is where it bottomed out, at $1.99. Its cuts run 80 percent off as a rule. There have been 37 in the 4 years tracked, about 6 weeks apart. Today it is at full price, and its last discount ended 4 days ago.
Value puts it in the top 13 percent of the games it competes with. It is pricier than 93 percent of its genre, and better reviewed than 89 percent. The games it most resembles do better on the same math. Zeepkist ($19.99, scores 79) and Driftwood ($19.99, scores 70) both outscore it.
This site sampled 360 of its Steam-purchase reviews; 1 was written by a buyer who refunded it, sampled from reviews written September 2022 to August 2026. Inside the two-hour refund window, 80 percent of the 172 reviews written there were positive, against 85 percent overall, and those are 35 percent of everything written about it.
7.8 hours to finish it, 21 to exhaust it. The completionist tail is 2.7 times the campaign.
At 7.8 hours it is a handheld-sized game, and Valve rates it Deck Verified.
The drop-off
68% start to 1% rarestNo achievement in this game marks the ending, so there is no finish rate. The curve runs from the most-unlocked achievement to the rarest, and its shape is where players stop. Steam global achievements
What players say
I definitely do not suck at parking My brakes just need to be replaced 10/10 zoomies
Steam reviews, mixed to match its Steam ratio and rotated daily. Opinions are theirs.
No data upstream: critic score (Metacritic).
Cite this score
You Suck at Parking® - Complete Edition scores 51/100 on the BANG Score (fair value) as of Oct 2, 2026. The BANG Score rates what a game is worth for the money. Via Steam BANGERS. https://steambangers.com/game/837880/you-suck-at-parking-complete-editionReviews set the ceiling, and price against real length moves the BANG Score inside it. How it works, and where it is weak → Steam reviews as of Sep 28, price as of Oct 2.
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