Simmiland
Worth it · Strategy · 2018
Steam Deck VerifiedThe verdict
BUY IT.
Worth it at $4.99.
- Length
- 5.4h
- Value
- $0.92/hr
- Reviews
- 87% positive
Watch this gameOne alert when it is worth buying.
Minimum on the Steam store: 4 GB of memory, DirectX 9 compatible with at least 500MB of memory, 502 MB of storage. Runs on Windows, macOS.
Simmiland is a god-like card game. In this game you indirectly influence a small civilization by manipulating their surroundings by playing cards 🃏🃏🃏 Playing cards on different biomes and objects will result in different findings. The way you play the game will define how mankind will develop!
What drives the score
How to read this
Grades run S to D, read from the buyer's side. ▲ marks a lift, ▼ a drag or a dock, ? an input we do not have, • a fact this genre's score does not use. How the grades work
The value story
The lowest price on record is $1.24, set in August 2026. Its cuts run 50 percent off as a rule. There have been 45 in the 8 years tracked, about 7 weeks apart.
Against its own genre it lands in the top 3 percent on value. It is cheaper than 62 percent of its genre, and better reviewed than 91 percent. Among the games that feel like it, Stacklands ($7.99, scores 88) beats it on value, while it beats Doodle God ($14.99, scores 33).
4 of the 486 Steam-purchase reviews sampled here come from buyers who refunded the game, sampled from reviews written March 2020 to August 2026. Inside the two-hour refund window, 73 percent of the 325 reviews written there were positive, against 87 percent overall, and those are 18 percent of everything written about it.
Finishing takes 5.4 hours; clearing it takes 12, which is 2.2 times the campaign.
It carries Valve's Deck Verified rating and runs 5.4 hours, about as long as a handheld game wants to be.
The drop-off
81% start to 5% rarestNo achievement in this game marks the ending, so there is no finish rate. The curve runs from the most-unlocked achievement to the rarest, and its shape is where players stop. Steam global achievements
Players
7 players online when we last checked, on Sep 28, 03:49 UTC.
Player counts from the Steam Web API.
What players say
Error occurs when starting on Mac, the application needs to be manually signed by the user to open normally. And there is a problem with the cloud archive.
Dev has been ignoring a gamebreaking bug for LITERAL YEARS, making the game unplayable beyond a certain point since it will just crash. Don't buy until it's fixed!
Pretty entertaining god game that has a quite a bit of progression/content. Although this isn't the deepest of games, it was fun unlocking new research, progress, and figuring out what was what. The graphics also fit really well, and I loved watching my little humans progress. Now don't be fooled, because even though it seems simple, the game isn't actually that easy. There are many ways for your civilization to die...
Steam reviews, mixed to match its Steam ratio and rotated daily. Opinions are theirs.
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Cite this score
Simmiland scores 73/100 on the BANG Score (worth it) as of Oct 2, 2026. The BANG Score rates what a game is worth for the money. Via Steam BANGERS. https://steambangers.com/game/932850/simmilandReviews set the ceiling, and price against real length moves the BANG Score inside it. How it works, and where it is weak → Steam reviews as of Sep 26, price as of Oct 1.
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