
Detective Hayseed - The Cloning Madness
Fair · Narrative · 2023
Steam Deck PlayableThe verdict
NO RUSH.
Fair at $14.99. A BANGER at $4.69, lower than any Steam price we have tracked since Dec 2023 (lowest $8.99, Jun 2025).
- Length
- 4.5h 10h to 100%
- Value
- $3.33/hr
- Reviews
- 98% of 244 positive
Watch this gameOne alert at $4.69 or less.
Buy now or wait
Discounted in 7 of its last 8 seasonal sales. Last cut ended 9 days ago.
- Next sale
- Winter Sale, Dec 17 to Jan 4
Sources: IsThereAnyDeal, Valve.
What drives the score
How to read this
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About the game
Join the crazy police detective Francis in his search for a kidnapped cloned beauty and go through countless escapades with him in this classic point & click adventure full of comedy.
Minimum specs
Minimum on the Steam store: 512 MB of memory, Graphic 3D card 64MB, 696 MB of storage. Runs on Windows, macOS.
The value story
It has been discounted 9 times in the 3 years tracked here. The median cut across all of them is 30 percent, about 13 weeks apart. No sale on record has reached $4.69, the price it would take to be a BANGER.
On value it sits in the top 9 percent of its genre. It is pricier than 77 percent of its genre, and better reviewed than 96 percent. Among the games that feel like it, Pentiment ($19.99, scores 82) beats it on value, while it beats Old Man's Journey ($9.99, scores 55).
More about Detective Hayseed - The Cloning Madness
Finishing takes 4.5 hours; clearing it takes 10, which is 2.2 times the campaign.
The drop-off
56% start to 4% rarestNo achievement in this game marks the ending, so there is no finish rate. The curve runs from the most-unlocked achievement to the rarest, and its shape is where players stop. Steam global achievements
What players say
Parádní nostalgický výlet do konce devadesátek s úchvatně vylepšenou grafikou. Jen ten soundrack mám radši ten původní. Každý správný polda doporučuje všemi jedenácti.
2 more reviews, 1 not recommended
Pretty short classic point'n'click game. The bonus part is in Czech only, but it's kind of possible to finish not knowing the language.
This game would otherwise be a decent point & click adventure if it weren't for one glaring issue... Hitler is NOT funny. This game is obviously made to be humorous but, for the life of me, I cannot understand why the developer would include Hitler as a character. Hitler, having been responsible for the one of the worst attempted genocides in human history is not a character that I would ever include in a comedy. In...
Steam reviews, mixed to its ratio and rotated daily. Opinions are theirs.
No data upstream: critic score (Metacritic).
Cite this score
Detective Hayseed - The Cloning Madness scores 64/100 on the BANG Score (fair value) as of Oct 19, 2026. The BANG Score rates what a game is worth for the money. Via Steam BANGERS. https://steambangers.com/game/2685490/detective-hayseed-the-cloning-madnessReviews set the ceiling, and price against real length moves the BANG Score inside it. How it works, and where it is weak → Steam reviews as of Sep 30, price as of Oct 19. A number here look wrong? Tell me and I will check the inputs.
