Please, Don't Touch Anything 3D
Skip · Narrative · 2016
Steam Deck VerifiedThe verdict
SKIP IT.
It scores 47, under the fair line, at $9.99.
- Length
- 1.3h
- Value
- $7.68/hr
- Reviews
- 82% positive
Watch this gameOne alert when it is worth buying.
Minimum on the Steam store: 3 GB of memory, SM3 512MB VRAM, 502 MB of storage. Runs on Windows, macOS.
Now with Vive Support! A cryptic, brain-racking, button-pushing non-linear puzzle game.
What drives the score
How to read this
Grades run S to D, read from the buyer's side. ▲ marks a lift, ▼ a drag or a dock, ? an input we do not have, • a fact this genre's score does not use. How the grades work
The value story
August 2024 is where it bottomed out, at $3.99. It has been discounted 61 times in the 10 years tracked here, typically at 50 percent off, with about 7 weeks between sales.
Against its own genre it lands in the top 24 percent on value. It is pricier than 67 percent of its genre, and better reviewed than 74 percent. Among the games that feel like it, Bad Dream: Coma ($8.99, scores 69) beats it on value, while it beats Myst ($34.99, scores 44).
Steam's global achievement data puts 62 percent of players at this game's ending achievement. The median game this site can measure sits at 15. Of the 506 Steam-purchase reviews this site sampled, 17 come from buyers who refunded the game, sampled from reviews written April 2020 to August 2026. That is more refunded reviewers than 9 in 10 paid games this site has sampled to the same depth, and among the 1,656 games in its genre sampled this deeply, 55 have a larger share. The typical game sits near 5 in 1,000, so the score docks it. Inside the two-hour refund window, 59 percent of the 400 reviews written there were positive, against 82 percent overall, and those are 29 percent of everything written about it.
Finishing takes 1.3 hours; clearing it takes 3, which is 2.5 times the campaign.
At 1.3 hours it is a handheld-sized game, and Valve rates it Deck Verified.
The drop-off
95% start to 62% finishSteam counts a larger share of its players at the ending achievement than it does for most games this site can measure. Steam global achievements
Players
1 players online when we last checked, on Oct 1, 08:49 UTC.
Player counts from the Steam Web API.
What players say
The game is simple if you use your brain. Even though it had some jumpscares it was still fun as hell
Great and challenging game! Definitely a head scratcher. (although needed to mod my way into fixing some bugged achievements, so prepare to get comfortably acquainted with github if those 'bug' you)
This game has a pretty common couple of bugs when you are not playing on VR: either the room goes completely black or you cant place the pictures on the wall when you get an ending. Somehow the developers have not fixed it in a decade. Baaad
Steam reviews, mixed to match its Steam ratio and rotated daily. Opinions are theirs.
No data upstream: critic score (Metacritic).
Cite this score
Please, Don't Touch Anything 3D scores 47/100 on the BANG Score (a skip) as of Oct 2, 2026. The BANG Score rates what a game is worth for the money. Via Steam BANGERS. https://steambangers.com/game/529590/please-don-t-touch-anything-3dReviews set the ceiling, and price against real length moves the BANG Score inside it. How it works, and where it is weak → Steam reviews as of Sep 27, price as of Oct 1.
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