Planet Alcatraz
Fair · RPG · 2014
The verdict
NO RUSH.
Fair at $3.99. Buy it if you want it.
- Length
- 32h 50.3h to 100%
- Value
- $0.12/hr
- Reviews
- 81% of 779 positive
Watch this gameOne alert at a price you pick.
Buy now or wait
Discounted in each of its last 8 seasonal sales. Last cut ended 11 days ago.
- Next sale
- Winter Sale, Dec 17 to Jan 4
Sources: IsThereAnyDeal, Valve.
What drives the score
How to read this
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About the game
Planet Alcatraz is a 3D role playing game with isometric projection. The player travels through the game world and fights against enemies in the real-time mode.Several genres are mixed in this game but despite that fact it isn't stuck between them and appears to be a classical RPG that is based on a specially developed system.
Minimum specs
Minimum on the Steam store: 1 GB of memory, nVIDIA GeForce 6600/ATI Radeon X800, 128 MB, 5 GB of storage. Windows only.
The value story
It has been discounted 63 times in the 13 years tracked here. The median cut across all of them is 80 percent, about 9 weeks apart. Today it is at full price, and its last discount ended 11 days ago.
Against its own genre it lands in the top 11 percent on value. It is cheaper than 78 percent of its genre, and better reviewed than 77 percent. Among the games that feel like it, Look Outside ($9.99, scores 98) beats it on value, while it beats Welcome to ParadiZe ($29.99, scores 13).
More about Planet Alcatraz
Of the 366 Steam-purchase reviews this site sampled, none come from buyers who refunded the game, sampled from reviews written April 2020 to August 2026.
Players
- Players online
- 5 when we last checked, on Oct 9, 02:54 UTC
Player counts from the Steam Web API.
What players say
Satire is probably my favorite kind of humor. That is exactly what I expected from "Planet Alcatraz": exaggeration, allusions, and biting mockery of society and ideology. The game has all of that, but my biggest disappointment was not the gameplay with all its broken mechanics. It was how often its satire sinks into cheap shock humor. But first, the game itself. It is a fairly linear isometric RPG with real-time...
2 more reviews, 1 not recommended
Racist, sexist anti-PC crap from a Putinite Z bot. It's painful because it's decent as a slavjank Fallout clone, but the egregious anti-PC contents make it unbearable. I just can't get through this. It doesn't help that the start of the game is quite slow, with the main character running errands in prison. The racism only gets worse. Doesn't seem like there is any option to play the role of someone who is not a bald...
Шедевр древних времён. Однозначно стоит поиграть через не хочу из-за юмора и квестов.
Steam reviews, mixed to its ratio and rotated daily. Opinions are theirs.
No data upstream: critic score (Metacritic), achievement curve (Steam global achievements).
Cite this score
Planet Alcatraz scores 59/100 on the BANG Score (fair value) as of Oct 19, 2026. The BANG Score rates what a game is worth for the money. Via Steam BANGERS. https://steambangers.com/game/289420/planet-alcatrazReviews set the ceiling, and price against real length moves the BANG Score inside it. How it works, and where it is weak → Steam reviews as of Sep 28, price as of Oct 18. A number here look wrong? Tell me and I will check the inputs.